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45 Funny Baby Onesies With Cute And [Clever Sayings]

I have a friend that is expecting a baby boy soon. She is organizing a baby shower party and we’re

I have a friend that is expecting a baby boy soon. She is organizing a baby shower party and we’re collecting ideas for funny baby onesies.

This is why I’ve decided to create this list and when you scroll down, you’ll see what we have so far.

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In this whole process of what to buy, we learned that babies are very aware of the emotions of those around them.

So you have to make sure that your baby is surrounded by laughter and positive energy.

But how can you keep your friends and family happy and entertained when all of your energy is spent on looking after that little bundle of joy?

Easy… With the right outfit.

Unique baby onesies are the most necessary if not the best piece of clothing for babies.

You simply can’t have enough of them, especially if you have to change your baby’s clothes often because of various stain and poopy-related reasons.

And since your baby will be wearing them almost all the time, they are perfect gifts and tools for sharing some laughs with the grown-ups.

Bookmark this list with the best 45 funny baby onesies!

Some may be categorized as offensive baby onesies, if not rude, but all will be absolutely adorable once you put them on your little rascal.

They will certainly make you smile when the pooing and crying gets out of hand.

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1. When the baby is so cute you want to eat it, LOL

If you are buying this as a gift, I think that it will be appropriate for a mother that loves to cook.

I already can see her posting on Instagram with captions: “look what I was cooking for the past 9 months”

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2. If you have friends that curse a lot

We all have friends with potty mouth right? We are friends with a couple that can’t control themselves in front of our children. You’ll probably say: “but it is just a baby”.

Yes, but babies are building their mini-language database from day one. This onesie will be a perfect reminder for them to tone down the cursing.

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3. Summer Style Baby

This onesie is perfect for a baby boy. I see it as a summer edition onesie where other people will gugu-gaga with your baby on the beach.

This will trigger laughs and jokes for sure.

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4. For the clever baby

Sometimes you can notice how babies are getting clever even two weeks after being born. It happened with our oldest son.

He started manipulating us immediately and using his high pitched crying to get us all around him. I wish I had this onesie idea then 🙂

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5. Not So Funny Baby Onesie

Ok, this is funny but not that much, right?

But, since I don’t consider myself as a funny person and my sense of humor is not that good, I still decided to add this baby onesie on the list.

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6. Haha

Did I tell you about the couple that curses a lot right? When they have a baby I am definitely buying this for them.

It will match with their “humor” and “potty mouths”. Who would you buy this for?

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7. Musical Onesie

I liked this one because it is differentiating itself from all the “cute” area. It is still cute tho’ but I think it should be given to a really cool parents that have great taste in music.

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8. Jab Jab

When I saw this I got an idea that it can be used as a jab to one of the parents that lived with his/her parents for a long time (and liked it).Right?

Apart from how cute this onesie is, it will be a great way to have a good laugh 🙂

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9. Jab Jab Vol. 2

Another “jab jab” onesie lol. It is better if the mother buys this. I wouldn’t have the courage to buy this as a gift.

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10. For The Gamer Dad

If your hubby or the husband in the family you’re going to with this onesie gift idea loves to play video games then…this is the onesie you should buy.

I am 100% sure that this will be his favorite baby wear.

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11. For The Proud Uncles

The copy of the onesie below is pretty much self-explanatory.

If your husband is the uncle and you’re responsible for the “buying gifts” department, then this is the one you should choose. When she wears this onesie, I’m sure he would ask for a whole photoshoot. 🙂

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12. For the crying baby

If the mother of the baby is your friend, or you’re the mother and your baby is constantly crying, this is a proper way to “vent” your stress.

Take a lot of pics when the baby is dressed in this cute onesie. When she/he grows up you can tell her the stories about her “wolf” crying.

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13. Hip Hop Onesie Idea

You know the song, right? Maybe the parents are hip-hop fans or they just have a boss baby 🙂

In any case, this onesie is for them.

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14. No Comment Onesie

This can be part of the funny baby onesies list because for some parents it can be funny.

But, being a parent myself, I think that sometimes it can be tricky to remind the parents that their baby refuses to speak.

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15. LOL onesie

I mean…

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16. For the “jealous” father

The “pain” of every father right? This onesie can be another great jab for the father :)))

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17. For Santa

This is a very cute onesie, right? For the little troublemakers, this can be a relaxing massage for the mother every time she feels overwhelmed.

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18. And the award goes to…

The fact that this is true makes it funny.

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19. For the cute baby girl

Pink means it is Wednesday. Obviously. But also that it can be a good onesie choice for a cute baby girl.

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20. Ta-Da

My favorite saying from the whole list of funny baby onesies. I’m definitely buying this.

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21. LMDO

Forget LMAO. LMDO ftw! 🙂

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22. Straight Out Of “Prison”

This is a creative baby onsie! It will definitely makes the mom smile everytime she picks the baby up from its cradle.

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23. For the thirsty baby

Some moms say that their babies are eating too much. Don’t get them wrong. The dream for every mom is her baby to eat properly. But when you’re breastfeeding, it can be tough 😉

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24. Da Truth

Lol, this made me really laugh out loud. For the cute babies out there this will be the perfect outfit.

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25. Just Like Daddy

When you’re breastfeeding the baby you’re witnessing the cutest demonstration of hunger. This onesie is the perfect outfit for babies with breastmilk appetite.

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26. For The “Party” Maker

And for the party breakers too. The parents that will do everything to put the baby back in bed so they can go to work tomorrow 🙂

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27. The Pirate

Arrrrgghhhh!

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28. The Straightforward

This is the truth. Even when they turn 4 years old. “Carry me!”

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29. For Apple Fans

The husband of my friend is an Apple fanboy. So, I must find this one.

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30. Cuteness Overload

What a cute baby <3

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31. POOP

True, true. Even this onesie will be covered in poop soon.

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32. New Kid

This is definitely for the families that where the baby is the first one for the new generation.

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33. The Dude

Not so funny, but ok… 🙂

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34. Lemon Baby Onesie

Did you get it?

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35. The one with a manual

I know, I know. This has too much text on it but it is funny tho’ 🙂

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36. Nap Onesie

Yes, naping is a core activity and can cure tantrums 🙂

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37. Hello

For the new babies on the block

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38. Grandma Onesie

I think this one will make grandma very happy.

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39. For the clever ones

I mentioned this before. They are using the act of crying to manipulate us but also to communicate something important like eating, sleeping etc. This onesie is a great reminder to not lose your mind.

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40. Financial Onesie

You need to think about the important stuff as soon as possible. Right? Just imagine the facial expression of your child when he/she sees in what kind of funny baby onesies you were dressing him/her.

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41. Bazinga!

haha another great one.

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42. Flexing on Them Babies like…

I can imagine this on a commercial with a lot of babies.

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43. Awwww….

You know who will melt after reading this right?

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44. LOL

I.Just.Can’t 🙂 This is so funny and so clever that I think won the whole funny baby onesies competition.

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45. For The Lucky Dad

It’s great to be a dad when everyone in your family is cute, right?

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Aren’t these funny baby onesies simply priceless? Share this post with all your friends with a new member of the family. They will surely love it as well.

Thank You!

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